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意大利式的英語!超爆笑 !!

房東:寶瑄
發表時間:2004-05-11
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原本的英文對話:

One day I gonna to Malta to a big hotel, in the morning I go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress that I want two pieces of toast .she brings me only one piece. I tell her \"I wanna two pieces\". She say \"Go to the toilet\". I say \"you don\'t understand, I wanna two pieces on
my plate\". She say to me: \"you better not piss on the plate, you
sonnawabitch\". I do not even know this lady and she call me a sonnawabitch!!

Later I go to eat at a bigger restaurant. The waiter brings
me a Spoon and a knief but no fork. I tell her \"I wanna a fock.\" and she tella me ,\"everyone wanna fuck.\" I tella her, \" you don\'t understand me...I wanna fork on the table.\" She say, \"You better not fuck on the table you sonnawabitch.\"

So I go back to my room in my hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him \"I wanna a sheet.\" he tell me to go the toilet. I say \"you don\'t understand I wanna a sheet on my bed.\" He say, \"You better not shit on the bed, you sonnawabitch.\"

I go to the Check out and the man at the desk said,\"Peace on you.\" and I say,\" Piss on you too, you sonnawabicth.\" I gonna back to Italy!
 




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  • 1 樓住戶:人頭馬
    發表時間:2004-05-11
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    看ㄉ懂 跟你同姓

    2 樓住戶:呵呵
    發表時間:2004-05-23
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    讚哪!不就因為義佬發音不標準而產生誤會了……

    3 樓住戶:123
    發表時間:2004-05-25
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    意大利式的英語!超爆笑 !!<====真的很想笑但聽不懂 = =!


    4 樓住戶:0.0
    發表時間:2004-05-25
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    真ㄉ超爆笑ㄉ啦...我ㄉ同事每郭都笑翻ㄌ說

    5 樓住戶:阿章
    發表時間:2004-08-11
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    大意:
    兩片two pieces 尿尿to piss 在盤子on the plate
    叉子fork 做愛fuck 在桌上on the table
    床單sheets 大便shit 在床上on the bed
    peace(和平) on you piss(尿尿) on you
    .
    .
    .
    狂笑中..........
    看不懂的趁這機會多多學習英文吧

    6 樓住戶:ex     留言板  傳訊
    發表時間:2004-08-14
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    有原網址嗎?

    7 樓住戶:阿章
    發表時間:2004-08-27
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    http://pages.sbcglobal.net/mmtimmy/besteng.mp3

    8 樓住戶:大可
    發表時間:2004-09-13
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    粉有認同感...

    9 樓住戶:Q妹~
    發表時間:2004-09-14
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    挖跨柏= ="........笑ㄅ出來...



    10 樓住戶:荔枝
    發表時間:2005-07-10
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    .....
    看不懂...
    貼英文至少要貼翻譯八...<為我們這些看不懂ㄉ人多想一下.....> =3=

    11 樓住戶:恩恩
    發表時間:2005-07-25
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    沒錯!我英文爛•••



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