I jizz in my pants或Is dink the box 都不錯聽啊!歌詞在這:我有付中文 Hey, Champ, why do wrong face? 嘿!Champ 幹嘛哭著一張臉?
I dont know Scott, I really screwed up last night 我不知道,Scott 但我昨晚真的搞砸了
Come on, talk to me. Tell me what happened 別這樣,告訴我你昨晚到底發生什麼事?
All right, I'll try......好吧...我儘量
I took her on a date, things seemed so bright 昨晚和她約會,我感覺十分良好
I knew i would not need my you porn tonight 看來我今晚不用靠you porn打手腔
We go to her place and we fool around 當我們回到她家就開始互相調情
We throw all our clothes...to the ground 我們把衣服都脫下...丟到地上
We begin as she turns out the lights 她一關燈我們就準備衝刺
I start but feel something so extra tight 當我開始督時卻覺得異常的緊
I hear her cry, and I see her frown 聽到她輕聲叫喊,看著她眉頭一皺
I look at the condom 低頭看著拔出來的套套...
it is all brown 全是 屎~黃~色
Last night, wooo~, I stuck it in the wrong hole 昨晚 woooo~ 我督錯洞了!
I'm so sorry, wooo~, from the bottom of my soul... 我發自內心深處 wooo~跟你道歉
cause i stuck it in the wrong hole 因為我...督錯了洞~
Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better 抹些preparation H(痔瘡藥)也許你會舒服點
In my defense those holes are so close together 我只能說那兩個洞實在太靠近
Oh baby baby don't feel defiled 噢!寶貝寶貝不要覺得被弄髒了
It's a common accident during doggy style 這種意外在小狗式裡面很常見啊
It was so dark I couldn't see so good 燈光黯淡令我視線模糊
I had no idea where i put my wood 我不知道為啥會把我的阿里山神木(胯下神物)插到那
I want to make things better want to make things alright 我希望能夠彌補挽回這一切
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I'd rather if she didn't)
Last night, wooo~, I stuck it in the wrong hole 昨晚 woooo~ 我督錯洞了!
I'm so sorry, wooo~, from the bottom of my soul... 我發自內心深處 wooo~跟你道歉
cause i stuck it in the wrong hole 因為我...督錯了洞~
I never ever want to make you feel hurting 我從沒打算讓你難過受傷
I guess thats why God made that hole not for inserting 我想那就是上帝不讓我們督屁股的原因
Tell me how you feel, baby please don't pause 寶貝請別猶豫告訴我你的想法
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ 現在我明白在HBO節目裡肛肛好的感受
Maybe take some Advil, your pain it will fix 也許吃點Advil(止痛藥)你就能好點
From the way you are walking, you can compete in the special olympics 看你走路的樣子都能參加特殊奧運了
If this was Alabama we would be on trial 要是在阿拉巴馬州,我們早被送審受詢
That's how my mom took my temperature when I was a child 而老媽在我小時後就是這樣幫我量體溫
I've got a confession and I think you won't mind 你應該不介意我向你坦白
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind 我還挺喜歡你差我菊花
I don’t know baby I’m no Sodomite 我不知道耶 寶貝,我不是雞姦愛好者
Can't we just try it again tonight? 那我們今晚可以再試一次嗎?
Alright! 好的!
Every night,wooo~, I stick it in the wrong hole 每天晚上 wooo~ 我都督錯了洞
It's so much fun wooo~ and we don’t need no birth control 玩起來更有趣 wooo~ 還不需要避孕
When we stick it in the wrong hole 當我們督錯了洞
I stuck it in your ass! 我差了你的小屁屁!
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